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2025 Fun Facts and Figures
Before we get too far into 2026, I thought I’d recap 2025, which was the first full year of book sales: Retailers : Amazon led the way with ~90% of sales, while Barnes & Noble, Apple Books and Independent Retailers all were in single digits. Formats : eBooks (primarily Kindle editions) accounted for 80% of sales, while audiobooks accounted for 10%, soft cover 8% and hard cover 2% Ratings : Currently rated 4.2 stars on Amazon, with 81% of ratings being five or four-star. Ranki
Bill Burkland
3 days ago1 min read


$0.99 Kindle edition or FREE Audiobook
'Tis the season...Through November 29th the Kindle edition of The Misconceived Conception is available on Amazon for $0.99. I also have a few dozen coupons that allow for a FREE download of the book on Audible and Amazon. If you're interested in the Kindle edition, just go to Amazon, and if you're interested in a free audiobook just send me a note at billburklandbooks@gmail.com and I'll send you the promo code.
Bill Burkland
Nov 21, 20251 min read


Favorable Review from Publishers Weekly BookLife Prize
Publisher's Weekly sponsors The BookLife Prize and this morning I received a favorable review. A few highlights from their comments: 1)...
Bill Burkland
Oct 2, 20251 min read


Amazon Prime Day – The Definitive Analysis
Amazon's Prime Day press release alluded to it (e.g., “hottest brands, socially trending items…”), and it was clearly what Andy Jassy...
Bill Burkland
Jul 14, 20252 min read


Book Signing at Magnolia's Bookstore
I'm excited to announce I'll be signing books at Magnolia's Bookstore in the Magnolia neighborhood of Seattle on July 12 from 11:00 AM to...
Bill Burkland
Jun 30, 20251 min read


Free Download on Audible
I received additional promo-codes for 10 free downloads of my Audiobook on Audible.com and 10 for Audible.co.uk . If you'd like a free...
Bill Burkland
Jun 12, 20251 min read


Woodstock's Bookstock Festival of Words
Woodstock's Festival of Words wrapped up on May 19th, and it met all of my expectations (except the day we had to shut down due to...
Bill Burkland
May 25, 20251 min read
Audiobook Now Available!
The Misconceived Conception of a Baby Named Jesus is now available as an audiobook on Amazon , Apple , and Audible . Having narrated...
Bill Burkland
May 7, 20251 min read


First Place for Humor and Satire
The Misconceived Conception was awarded First Place in the category of Humor and Satire for the 2024 Chanticleer International Book...
Bill Burkland
Apr 21, 20251 min read


What to Read at Woodstock
I’d love to get your input. In one month, I’m traveling to Woodstock, Vermont, to sign books and perform a reading at the Bookstock...
Bill Burkland
Apr 16, 20251 min read


A favor to ask ...
I have a favor to ask. It will take just two minutes of your time, maybe three, and under no circumstances will it take more than four....
Bill Burkland
Mar 16, 20251 min read


I'll be Performing at Woodstock, but not THAT Woodstock
Carlos Santana playing at the Woodstock festival in Bethel NY in 1969 I’ve been invited to perform a 10-minute reading from The...
Bill Burkland
Mar 6, 20251 min read


DOGE Style: The Five Things I Did Last Week
Although I’m not a federal employee, I am inspired by the DOGE practice of asking federal employees what they did last week, so I’ve put...
Bill Burkland
Mar 2, 20251 min read


Village Books and Magnolia's Bookstore
A shout-out to both Village Books in Bellingham and Magnolia's Bookstore in the Magnolia neighborhood of Seattle for stocking the...
Bill Burkland
Jan 18, 20251 min read


Ophelia's Books in Fremont
Had a fun night reading at Ophelia's Books in Fremont. There was small but distinguished & erudite crowd who came armed with questions....
Bill Burkland
Jan 15, 20251 min read
Finalist for the CIBA Humor and Satire Award
I am honored that my book has moved from the short list to one of the finalists in the Chanticleer International Book Awards (CIBA) in...
Bill Burkland
Jan 13, 20251 min read


January 14th: A Reading, Q&A and Book Signing at Ophelia's Books in Fremont
If you are in Seattle on Jan 14th, join me at 7:30 PM in Fremont, one of Seattle’s most iconic neighborhoods, for a reading at Ophelia’s,...
Bill Burkland
Jan 10, 20251 min read
Honorable Mention in the Humor Category for the 2024 Royal Dragonfly Book Award
To cap off a fun week, I was notified that The Misconceived Conception of a Baby Named Jesus was awarded an Honorable Mention in the...
Bill Burkland
Dec 20, 20241 min read


The Day My Book Outsold Vonnegut
The book is having a moment. With apologies to one of my literary heroes, Kurt Vonnegut, I’m telling anyone who will listen that per...
Bill Burkland
Dec 18, 20241 min read


The Misconceived Conception has been short-listed for the CIBA Humor and Satire award
The short-list for the Chanticleer International Book Awards (CIBA) 'Humor and Satire' category was released today, and I am excited to...
Bill Burkland
Dec 17, 20241 min read
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